A quick trip down memory lane: my grandmother Totsy was famous for two things (besides avoiding shoplifting convictions, that is): first, her inability to admit she might be wrong, and second, her conviction that they way she pronounced any word was correct, be it French, which she didn't speak, or English, which was her second language, or even Czech, which was her home language as a child. This lead to some interesting comments, such as "They looked at me as if I was a LEAPER," and my favorite, "Well, astrology is very mod now, isn't it, and I think I have a house in Feces." That's what I think of when things go to pot, that the moon is in Feces, and will come back to some state of normalcy before long.
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Showing posts with label Astrology Can Explain It All. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Astrology Can Explain It All. Show all posts
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Moon in Feces
I once knew a hippie chick who was always full of the most horrible malaprops, including "I think my sign is Feces" (she meant Pisces) and "We've passed a lot of water since that bridge." I'm looking at the death toll in Japan--now thought to be about 10,000, and I've just lost two close friends, and walked out of a long-term off and on relationship (largely off, occasionally brilliantly on) and I'm numb and I'm tired and I'm sad. Nothing that's rocking my world right now is as terrible as that triple-whammy in northern Japan-- and I'm alive and I have a job and my kid is ok--- but I feel so sad and sick at heart. I know someday I'll have other friends and lovers and bluebirds will fly over my personal rainbow--and that there are people suffering genuine disasters. But "dis-aster" has its meaning in the stars itself, and my favorite astrologer Jonathan Cainer has predicted a lot of upheaval right about now, to prepare the way for a new beginning.
Hopefully, this latest nuclear disaster will remind the asshats who run this planet that NUCLEAR POWER IS NOT SAFE, AND NEVER WILL BE, and they will turn away from this to safer, cleaner, cheaper forms of energy, such as the ocean itself. Why do so many people have to suffer before anyone listens? (If you are following the latest in the Erin Brockovich saga, you know that big corporations never, ever do. No matter how much money they lose in the court room, they have one eye firmly set on future profits and the hell with the continued existence of life on this planet. News flash, asshats, you can't spend your money if everyone and everything on the planet is dead. Is that REALLY what you want for your grandkids?)
What's happening to the planets? According to me--not Cainer---the moon is definitely in Feces.
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